Right, so you wanna make a woman fall in love with you. Ok. Forget all of that crap that you’ve read about being nice, buying her flowers a ring and remembering her dogs birthday.

This is the real world so we need to go about it in a way that doesn’t make us look like  dumbasses and actually gets the result. So remember, no gifts or any of that garbage that the advice columns pull out of their asses.

Unless you wanna be in the friendzone for the next ten years or however long it takes to get her out of your head and stop crying into your soup. Or you just wanna keep florists in business for some weird sexual kick.

Here’s the word of the day for getting her to fall in love. Values. Burn that into the back of your eyelids. Everyone has values about what they want in a relationship or who’s pants they want to get inside. Values are the criteria or the tickboxes that make us decide whether someone is worth it or not. Or whether we’re love sick when they’re not around.

So it’s simple right. You need to tick her boxes. Find out what her values are for someone she wants to have sex with or be in a relationship with or date or whatever and then match ‘em. If you hear her bitching about her ex boyfriends then she’s pretty much putting her values on display for you. She’ll tell you what she hates and what she can’t get enough of.

Problem though. Women lie. So do men. If you ask a woman what’s important in a relationship she’ll come out with some bullcrap. She ain’t gonna say a seven inch slong and a platinum mastercard just for her shopping addiction.

So forget about what she tells you and listen to her stories. Even if they’re so boring that you want to melt your own head. The stories will tell you her values and they’ll tell you how she falls in love, ’cause we’ve all got a method for that. It’s like a recipe except sometimes with more searing emotional pain.

Find the recipe and add the ingredients. Bake for a couple of weeks and she’s gonna be yours. Yup, it’s that easy when you know what you’re listening out for. And when you know you’re gonna look like an idiot if you do what some ugly old hag oozes out as advice in some column or dating book.

If you’re making yourself into something your not just to get her attention though, then I’d say that’s a bad thing. There are other ways that don’t make you look that needy.