Man, keeping the wolf from the door while you’re getting good head can be hard. Damn hard. I’ts probably one of those questions that has tormented humanity for the last 2000 years or something.

Actually, thinking about it I’m not sure why I would wanna stop myself shooting my load into a girls mouth and watching her swallow my cum. It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing. But alright, I get it I suppose. You want to keep that gorgeous sight of you with your cock in her mouth going for a lot longer. I can dig that.

You know what makes me wanna cum when I’m getting head? Looking into her eyes. Girls get that look that only comes about when they’ve got a penis in their mouth. I should totally take some pics of it. It’s a look of hunger. So that’s a way to last longer when you’re getting a blow job, I tried it out and it does make a difference. Turn your eyes away son, some things are just too awesome for us men to see.

The obvious way is to tell her to slow down or not use her tongue so much or whatever. If you know it drives you crazy when she takes it deep into her mouth then just get her to lick the tip. Or whatever works for you.

You could always try changing the angle, if you gives you more stimulation when she has it in her mouth dead centre then get her to shift her head to the side. The less of the good feelings that you’re getting the less likely to are to ejaculate. That’s just science and stuff.

But really, if you’ve got a girl who’s got an appetitie for your dick then I say go for it. Give yourself a little treat and see how quick you can get that orgasm. You can make it up for her in ways that’ll drive her crazy.

How to Last Longer While Getting Head

Man, keeping the wolf from the door while you’re getting good head can be hard. Damn hard. I’ts probably one of those questions that has tormented humanity for the last 2000 years or something.

Alright, so you wanna be able to tell if a girl has an orgasm. Well, you’re probably right in guessing it’s not how much noise she makes or how much she’s telling you that’s she’s totally loving it. Oh no, some girls are masters of the art of faking it it.

So good in fact that you might think you’re some kind of elite sexual superstar that gets her shaking and quivering, when actually she’s thinking about what to get her cat for its birthday. You should probably remember the cats birthday too, it will give you some bonus points that you can use in return for a sandwich or something.

So here’s how to tell if a girl has an orgasm. Look at her face (yeh, I know you might be hypnotized by something else lower down, but look at her face). If she’s got flushing on her cheeks and swollen lips then that my friend is a great sign that you’re on the right track. Just make sure that you know the difference between anger and pleasure. I’ll assume that you have that one sorted by now.

Next pointer, if she’s having an orgasm while you’re inside her then you should (but not always) feel her pussy contracting around your dick. Don’t worry it ain’t gonna break it but when you feel those muscle contractions it means you;re on the path to being one helluva hero.

After she’s had her climax she might be a little more sesntive around her clit, so if she’s moving your hand or whatever away and not wanting too much pressure around her sex parts then it’s a green light that you did something pretty awesome. Feel good about yourself? Damn right you should.

DHV involves making sure that your target knows that you are The Man. For example, you tell her story about the time you were walking home one night and then this gorilla riding an eagle came out of like nowhere man. Then you punched it in the face and it was all totally crying and shit. That was after you got the uzi off it that it was about to kill some kids with.
So yeh, DHV through stories. You know, it would be better if they were true stories because you value yourself. But whatever, the PUA’s all love some good lies to get between some girl legs.

Not to be confused with the gay sexual technique that has been all the rage this summer. The cock block is when some AMOG or girl with her Bitch Shield up get’s all up in your face and shit. Or it could be one of her friends trying to get you to, you know, just go away. The cock block occurs when another person does something that the PUA doesn’t want them to do, throwing them out of their well rehearsed super seduction technique process. A bit like rainman if you stole his playing cards.

The bitch shield is put up by women to get you to go away or make you look like an afc, it usually happens and bars and clubs where many a PUA has cried into his fruit based drink because of the destructive power of the bitch shield. The bitch shield can also occur when she doesn’t find a pua attractive, in which case she is almost always a lesbian.

The only known defence to a bitch shield is to fire a space torpedo into a hole on her body no bigger than a womp rat. That or just move on because, seriously, there are women out there who aren’t such goddam bitches and who will actually find you attractive.

The AFC (or average frustrated chump) makes everyone else feel better about themselves and their white hot pua skillz. The AFC has read less than 3 ebooks by David Deangelo and hasn’t even invested in a DVD set on how to not not look down when he’s talking to people. Usually the target of cries of noob by those more skilled i.e. pick up artists who have read more than 3 ebooks and went to a bootcamp by some guy who had sex before.

The AFC will probably buy flowers and shit, and attempt to DHV or AMOG at funerals.

The retard who gets in the way of your awesome pua skills. He might give you a friendly push and then start telling your target about the time he once knocked out an african elphant with a single punch that was like, totally rocking. Makes the pua wet his pants in frustration or get over himself. One or the other. Otherwise known as another guy trying to do what you’re doing. Fuck him.

A

AMOG

AFC

B

Bitch Shield

C

Cock Block

D

DHV

You’re a clever guy ,instead of just giving her pussy a pathertic lick with your tongue like the amateurs out there you’re on the road to success when you figure out how to suck a pussy so it has her wetter than she’s ever felt. Don’t tell her this, but once you’ve done with the sucking she’ll be opening her legs to you on reflex.

So lets not eat it, lets give it a suck in a special kinda way. I mean, eating pussy is good but you’re a different kind of man right? You know, all red meat and huge balls. I respect that.

To start off you need to use your tongue to get the blood flowing between her legs, just kissing and tonguing around her pussy lips and clit area will get you on the right path.

Run your tongue around the opening to her pussy and use the back of your tongue to run upwards over her clit, using a bit more pressure as you make it up there.

So right now you’ve got her pussy near your bottom lip and your entire tongue over her clit area. Here’s the trick. Wrap your lips around to form a seal and then gently sick so that her clit ond that area around it is pulled up into your mouth. I wouldn’t do it too hard if I were you.

Now, keep the suction going and use your tongue to massage her clitoris. Flick it up and down, suck in and out gently (or harder if she really begs you to do it) and keep running your tongue over her clit. Pretty soon you’ll find that exact place that makes her tell you that she’s about to come.

When she tells you that slow down and stop for a couple of seconds then start again. If you keep using this start then stop method she’ll have the biggest climax she’s ever shuddered through in her life. That’s a promise.

So here’s the cheat sheet. Wrap your mouth around her clit and the area around it and suckit up gently into your mouth. Keeping it in your mouth (and still sucking) use your tongue on and around her clit like you usually would. The sucking makes her pussy a lot more sensitive. Hey, why not give her a bonus and use your fingers inside her at the same time? We all deserve a treat.

A couple of minutes after she’s finished shaking and biting her lip with her awesome orgasm, go get her to make you a sandwich. Because goddam you deserve it.